We need to go derper.

I think I'll be serving a heaping hot plate of great justice to post this first before continuing.

Durian. Why do you people even like that thing? It's like yellow fat, tied to another fat, in a continuous fashion of yellow fat chain with a seed in it, surrounded by the likes of such in compartments of a green sharp feet-poking thing.

I've seen people goingover this and seriously, I just don't get it. Why? I mean, does it taste good? I don't know. Haven't had one since 4 years old. Despite the fact that it pierces my feet liek npnp, people seem to have this stereotypical reaction of "Durian, you mean that delicious green thorny fruit-thingy?".

So I have come to realise that I need to purge the world of this "Durian is godlike" phenomena and rush a distinctive order designed to combat this flawfully designed fruit.

What? Liek, come on. Spikes on fruits? Next thing you know we'll be handing armed bazookas to a squad of retarded ice cream lovers.

I'm starting to make no sense, HAW HAW.

I am totally out of ideas on anything to write. So maybe next time. More memes incoming.