You Jelly?

Trolling. Satire, fooling, entrapment. Call it whatever. It is, a mythical profession, dedicated to ridiculate any force against the palm of your hand with lulzy result. It is, an art resulting from the past actions of everyone and everything, condemned in a small tome, lost in the ark of ages. It is, a juxtaposition of everything given to you through a small C shape pipe.

Trolling.

You jelly?

Back to nature. It's 5.24am. Now most of the time entries within the time of midnight to dusk is a bother to read due to the apparition of emo-ity. But no, today, as a failed lark, I brought upon you a tale of the past. The tale whereby I, young Teddy, entered a white building, with a cut throat endorsement. No, not the lawyer's office. The hospital.

You jelly?

As most of you, and I do press on that heavily, have already known, my immune system is in comparable to tofu. A little nudge and my flesh disperse, into all direction. No, do not insert jelly trolling now as I will slap your head. Right after dunking it in a flaming bath of fi-

You jelly?

The tale starts off with an unhappy Teddy. Now why is he unhappy? He must have been sick, and tired. And yes he was. Stacked with the barrens of work and such, his body could not take it after hitting the "wall". Crumbling down, the mixture of jelly was destroyed. It's like what those people say. Not enough gelatine la wei.

The next thing I remembered was he fell on the ground. With an overheated body, of 40 degrees. That's in celcius, mind you American readers. Hazily as it sounds to me, his heartrate was over 200 a minute. Now that is amazingly high. So he was rushed to Lam Wah Ee(horribly overpriced for an awesome place to stay, mind I say), IV-ed and such.

You jelly.

Overall he's fine, except being suspected for H1N1, and dengue. But those are crap made by the government to control the overexposure of child production. And believe me. They are.

And so on, he is back on his feet. And back to normal. And fear for thy tale is over.

Screw this post, you jelly.

TLDR - Teddy got into hospital, checked out fine, you jelly?
Trolling is a art.




Now that last line was trolling. Attempting to fix it is a successful trolling attempt. Which in by this case, you jelly.