Monday, May 9, 2011

We need to go derper.

I think I'll be serving a heaping hot plate of great justice to post this first before continuing.




Durian. Why do you people even like that thing? It's like yellow fat, tied to another fat, in a continuous fashion of yellow fat chain with a seed in it, surrounded by the likes of such in compartments of a green sharp feet-poking thing.

I've seen people goingover this and seriously, I just don't get it. Why? I mean, does it taste good? I don't know. Haven't had one since 4 years old. Despite the fact that it pierces my feet liek npnp, people seem to have this stereotypical reaction of "Durian, you mean that delicious green thorny fruit-thingy?".


So I have come to realise that I need to purge the world of this "Durian is godlike" phenomena and rush a distinctive order designed to combat this flawfully designed fruit.


What? Liek, come on. Spikes on fruits? Next thing you know we'll be handing armed bazookas to a squad of retarded ice cream lovers.

I'm starting to make no sense, HAW HAW.






I am totally out of ideas on anything to write. So maybe next time. More memes incoming.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Inb4 Shitstorm

OHAI!

Oh wow, it's been so long since I myself visit this place. Dusty all over, spiderwebs around the corner. Dried out cow bone on the floor. DIRTY!

Spare with me as my language of the Queen is definitely deteriorating.

So hai! How are you people out there? Having fun? Tired? Stressed from all the butthurt that friends/family/fools have been giving you?

Well glad you're alive-ish to read it past here.

Anyways, revival of my pc and all those beautiful lovely songs are coming, real soon. Before that happens, I want to take this itsy bitsy little silent time left with this lappy to dedicate all the good times I've had on this lappy.







Well that was it.

Expect more to come, after the revival. =D

Wow I used to be so smart.